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Begging And Choosing
Strange place for a brainstorm: “As is often the case, I just had a great idea while walking in an alley. A bum asked me for a dollar, and when I said no he asked for some change, i.e less than his...
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He’s Your Huckleberry
He used to make me watch Tombstone over and over again. I think he was high… “I was in line at the grocery store behind a “drifter” this morning, a particularly odd and dangerously mobile version of...
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Ridiculous Lies
I guess the moral here is “don’t get in the car with a drunk driver”? I have no clue anymore… This is the photo he sent. A two photo day! ““I know how to drive,” said the cat, slurring his sandpaper...
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Marking Your Territory
He sent this gem late last night his time: “If you’re ever alone on a street (like I just was and sadly, often am) and a shady character ambles toward you, the best thing you can do is wait til he’s...
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Never Wake Up
It’s not just his advice to me… “Hey homeless guy drinking coffee– what are you doing? Go back to sleep dude!” Finals all week. I will be drinking a lot of coffee and trying to post when I can. He's...
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Dealing With The Homeless
for the 45th time, his thoughts on the above… “If you’re wearing a sweatshirt and approaching a homeless person, always roll your sleeves up. It’s so much harder to punch a homeless guy in the face if...
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Time Management
We were both in the same boat on this one: “Rough weekend. Hangover tricked me and didn’t kick in until 4PM Sunday. I was riding high, talking shit, acting awesome and then BAM! Major headache, pooped...
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Never Never Land
Weird last couple of days, but my loss is your gain… Here’s everything he sent me over the last two days: SUNDAY: “We finally started having sex last night and it was great and all, but then this...
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He’s An Asshole
He sent me the below two pics as a part of his “favorite LA game” so do yourself a favor and see if you can guess correctly. Don’t scroll down right away… “Wanna play my favorite LA game? It’s called...
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Don’t Ask
Do tell…See what I did there? “A wise old man once told me that “It’s better to beg for forgiveness than ask permission.” And a drunk old homeless man once told me, “Keep your hands in your pockets and...
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